Thursday, August 6, 2009

Peristiwa Lucu Zaman Darurat!

Ini sambungan dari kisah pelayan cucuk tu. Saya terjumpa sesuatu yang menarik untuk dikongsi lagi! Ini kisah benar semasa Darurat tau... he he he


Sir Gerald Templer
was a hands-on manager and was famous for flying to trouble spots. Sometimes his chastising of the villagers had humorous consequences. Noel Barber mentions such a case after a guerrilla ambush caused Templer to immediately fly to the nearest village where he harangued the collected inhabitants:

"You're a bunch of bastards," shouted Templer; and Rice, who spoke Chinese, listened carefully as the translator announced without emotion: "His Excellency informs you that he knows that none of your mothers and fathers were married when you were born."

Templer waited, then, pointing a finger at the astonished villagers to show them who was the "Tuan," added "You may be bastards, but you'll find out that I can be a bigger one." Missing the point of the threat completely, the translator said politely, "His Excellency does admit, however, that his father was also not married to his mother."

he he he!!



kamal fnd hashim

Peguam =I put it to you that you're lying! = Saya taroh sama you sampai you terbaring!

17 comments:

zeqzeq said...

hhahhaahhaaa..haaa..tumpang gelak (walaupun tak faham BI)

akak said...

Assalamu'alaikum. Puas main hujan?!

Anyway, I've read this somewhere before.. funny but reading between the lines again.

Ida said...

That shows it's not easy being a translator.

But it was indeed funny!!

Anonymous said...

Waalaikumsalam wr wb.

Direct translation.. the truth is out there... he he kelakau..

"Utusan Online" --."Utusan Atas Garisan"
TMnet --> to TMJaring or TMJalar
MayBank --> Syarikat Kewangan Bulan Lima
Public Bank --> Syarikat Kewangan Awam
Pizza Hut --> Pondok Roti Italy
StarBuck --> Loncatan Bintang
Parkson Grand --> Induk Letak Anak (park son~~~~)
Coffee bean --> Kacang Kopi
Giant - Besar --> Makhluk Besar, Gergasi, Raksaksa
MyDin - Saya punya Din / Din Saya
Lot 10 - Kawasan Sepuluh
Berjaya Time Square - Berjaya Masa Empat Segi
One Utama - Satu Utama
Summit Complex - Komplex yang paling teratas
Internet --> Jaring Dalaman
motherboard --> papan ibu
Petronas --> Minyak Negara
plug and play --> cucuk dan main
Rubber band = pancaragam getah
firewire - wayar berapi
hotspot - pusat hangat
Compaq - Kompak
thumbdrive --> pandu jari @ jari pandu
Hotlink --> Jalinan Panas
Celcom --> Tisu Berhubung
DiGi --> Detik Tulus & Sifar


linda

Anonymous said...

try... Penang Free School - Pulau Pinang Percuma punya Sekolah.. ha ha


linda

Anonymous said...

Ha,ha, lawak jugak. Ni rasa nak mengorat Tn Kamal ni.He, he.

kamal fnd said...

kah kah kah...Hotlink bukan lingkaran panas ke?ha ha ha

kamal fnd said...

kah kah kah...Hotlink bukan lingkaran panas ke?ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

anonymous,

"ini tidak adil..ini boleh mendatangkan kemarahan"


linda :)

Anonymous said...

Kaki = Car Key = Kunci kereta
kapak = Car Park = Letak kereta

Crocodile land = buaya darat

ashue said...

:(

akak said...

:( juga

Anonymous said...

Rinduuu...Rindulah nak tengok Tn Kamal beraksi di tv lagi. Kalau dpt hari-hari tau. Wlaupun nampak kurus sikit tp Tn Kamal tetap macho. Tn Kamal dihatiku selalu. He, he. No. joke no. fun.

mr.khairul said...

Alamak.. Cik ashue dgn akak bg comment :(
Kenapa?

Tak best la bg comment personal kat sini. Nak rindu rindu bagai.



Tapi tuan rasanya saya tengok hujah di tv9,tuan nampak berisi bukan makin kurus..tak pasti la..mungkin dalam tv lain agaknya.

All the best tn.

ashue said...

Hmm..kuruslah la sgt..

asilahmuhajer said...

huwaa..baru perasan dah terlepas program tu. terlepas la gak menonton tuan kamal. camnela kurusnya dia skrg ye?

Anonymous said...

Topik Tuan.."Peristiwa lucu zaman darurat" jelas mengingatkan saya pada abah saya.(Army-subject British)

abah saya ni gemar bercerita kisah kisah lama..di mana saya anggap ia adalah cerita famili kami..diceritakan berulang ulang kali, dari kami kecil sehinggalah kini, kami dewasa..9 orang anak anaknya..jadi setiap kali berbual dan bercerita, emak dan kami akan sambut penghujung ceritanya dengan derai ketawa dan bersahaja..

saya yakin inilah salah satu cara abah, agar anak anaknya tidak ada masalah berkomunikasi dengannya. Wallahualam.

linda

i feel your pain

i feel your pain
audrey & nurul hanis